Since Hallmark probably has all the other “holidays” sown up, someone, somewhere decided there should be a National Talk Like a Pirate Day. In celebration, MSNBC did a brief throwaway piece on the Top 5 Pirates in videogames. Monkey Island’s Guybrush Threepwood (starring as part of the lenticular cover of the book!) made the cut.

Way to go, Guybrush, er, aargh. Etc.